✨🇧🇸✨ I Found This... Thing. And I Have Questions.
Sssooo....
I was doing my usual pre-trip research for my February Bahamas visit (yes, I plan FIVE MONTHS ahead, it's called being organized, look it up), and I stumbled across something called "BSO Launcher." At first, I thought it was a mistake.
A typo. Some kind of tech startup that accidentally bought a Bahamas domain name and didn't realize what they'd done. But no. It's... intentional. And I don't know how I feel about this.
What Even IS This?
According to the website—which, fine, I'll admit is actually well-designed—BSO Launcher is "The Homepage of The Bahamas." Bold claim. VERY bold claim.
I've been visiting The Bahamas for eight years. EIGHT. Every February like clockwork. I know my beach. I know my shells. I know which conch salad stands use fresh lime (not that bottled nonsense). And I've never heard of this place. So naturally, I'm suspicious. Suspicion is my default setting. It's kept me alive this long. But then I started clicking around. And... okay.
OKAY. There's a lot here. More than I expected. More than I wanted to admit...
