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Karen The Grumpy Tourist | A BSO Original

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✨🇧🇸✨ I Found This... Thing. And I Have Questions.

Sssooo....

I was doing my usual pre-trip research for my February Bahamas visit (yes, I plan FIVE MONTHS ahead, it's called being organized, look it up), and I stumbled across something called "BSO Launcher." At first, I thought it was a mistake.

A typo. Some kind of tech startup that accidentally bought a Bahamas domain name and didn't realize what they'd done. But no. It's... intentional. And I don't know how I feel about this.


What Even IS This?

According to the website—which, fine, I'll admit is actually well-designed—BSO Launcher is "The Homepage of The Bahamas." Bold claim. VERY bold claim.


I've been visiting The Bahamas for eight years. EIGHT. Every February like clockwork. I know my beach. I know my shells. I know which conch salad stands use fresh lime (not that bottled nonsense). And I've never heard of this place. So naturally, I'm suspicious. Suspicion is my default…


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✨😎✨Meet Karen, The Grumpy Tourist.


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Eight years ago, Karen visited The Bahamas to prove her sister wrong.


She was going to hate it.


Instead, she found a quiet beach perfect for collecting shells.

She's been coming back every February since. 242 shells collected. One queen conch.


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